Wednesday, September 9, 2015

The Walking Dead Brain Meat Sauce ( Meat Sauce)

Meat Sauce


Lately, I've been catching up on the TV Series "The Walking Dead".  You know, a virus turns people into zombies, taking over civilization, as we know it.  

About The Walking Dead - Quick Version

The intriguing show starts with your typical character hero, Rick Grimes (actor Andrew Lincoln) a sheriff’s deputy in a small Georgia town, who naturally takes over as a leader of a small group of survivors.  

Throughout the show you think the zombie "Walkers" (also known as biters) are their biggest problem.  But, that's not the case at all.  The constant fight against fascist groups with radical leaders, such as the "Governor/Brian Blake (played by actor David Morrissey) play havoc on our favourite team of survivors, we all are rooting for. 

Some of the episodes "drag" a little (pun intended), but to be fair, I'm all about action.  Most of the actors pull their weight during the series, while some are over-dramatic.  Even though, I'm a fan of "The Walking Dead" AMC series, (I watch threw Netflix).

Overall, it's a thriller horror genre sure to catch you off guard with Zombies taking a "bite" out of unsuspecting guest characters.




My Brain Meat Sauce

Being a fan, I brought the Zombies to another level, thinking what if a genetically evolved class of "Walkers" became more aware of their surroundings and preferred their brains cooked.  Hence, my creation, " Brain Meat Sauce"; here's the recipe: 

PLEASE NOTE:  This is all in FUN and DO NOT ATTEMPT this. Performed by experienced professional ZOMBIE CHEFS. Go ahead and make the meat sauce. 



Yields: 4 Hungry Zombies 

Ingredients

1 lbs of Human Brains ( Hamburger) 
1/2 white sweet lymph nodes (sweet white onions)
2 cups of Fresh Human Flesh ( Roma Tomatoes) 
2 fresh eyeballs, minced ( 2 teaspoons of minced garlic) 
5 cups of fresh human blood (tomato sauce)
1 cup of fresh junglier blood ( red wine) 
2 sprigs of fresh oregano 
2 sprigs of fresh basil 




Method

Sauté the human brains (ground hamburger), cook until done.
Add sweet lymph nodes (sweet white onions), sauté 
Add 2 cups of Fresh Human Flesh ( Roma Tomatoes), mix evenly.
Add oregano and basil. 
Add fresh eyeballs, minced ( 2 teaspoons of minced garlic) and cook for five minutes.
Now, add fresh human blood (tomato sauce).
Add fresh junglier blood ( red wine)
Lower heat and let simmer for 20 to 30 minutes. 


Serve with fresh washed brains (Spaghetti) 

Voilà ! 



Now go and watch The Walking Dead while you eat this favourite dish.






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